Let the stories be told from on high. Stories of men, battling the elements. Of obstacles most would think could not be accomplished by mere mortals. Stories of great deeds, heroic efforts and the kind of feats that you've only read about in story books. This is not one of them. Sorry. This is just a day on the river.
Back in May at the annual Citizens For Balanced Use fund raising banquet, I bought a guided fishing trip donated by my good friend Captain Mike. I happened to catch Captain Mike at The Mint Bar in the proper state of mind to donate a day on the river. "You donate the day Captain Mike and I will buy it." He agreed that night and again the next day when the Absolut had worn off.