Friday, May 1, 2009

Just some random quotes

"In a society of enredeemed people, democracy is the only fair and equitable system. But no democracy can ever be better than the people who make it up. When citizens are selfishly motivated, the government will be inequitable. When people are dishonest, the government will be the same way. When everyone wants his own way, someone is going to get hurt." Billy Graham. Liberals hate this kind of logic. Too simple and they can't play the victim card.

It’s a partnership that will give Chrysler a chance not only to survive, but to thrive in a global auto industry,” President Barack Obama . Didnt we already do this for Chrysler once? In the immortal words of Otter "Face it. You fucked up." Let Chrysler get bought for pennies on the dollar. Dissolvle the union and make a car that people want to buy. Its pretty simple.

We’re looking for President Obama to choose an eminently qualified candidate who is committed to the core constitutional values, who is committed to justice for all and not just a few,” said Nan Aron, president of the liberal Alliance for Justice. Hmm, correct me if I'm wrong Nan (and for the record, I seldom am) but what do liberal values have to do with anything you mentioned here? Just asking. If you are indeed looking for a person like you just described I'm sure we can find another Justice Scalia out there.

" I’d rather live next door to a gay rapist with a key to my house than Madonna, or even just a cage filled with deadly bees." Tyler Durden. I don't care what you think, dude is funny.

Americans deserve a fair shake,” said Ed Perlmutter, D-Colo. The credit card industry “has taken advantage of millions of vulnerable Americans.” People who over-extend themselves are vulnerable? As adults, don't these people make their own decisions? Odd thinking this is to me.

It would be my personal preference that a limited number of crew aboard the vessel have access to effective weaponry,” Phillips (Captain of Maersk Alabama) told the panel, his wife and a crew member seated behind him. Makes absolute sense.

But doing that could expose sailors to a tactical escalation in violence, John P. Clancey said later, open the corporation to liability.

Arming merchant sailors may result in the acquisition of ever more lethal weapons and tactics by the pirates, a race that merchant sailors cannot win,” the Maersk Inc. chairman said in his prepared remarks. That's easy for you to say John. You aint on the fucking boat. Grab a gun and stand a post or shut your mouth.

"Halle Berry is absolutely fantastic looking of course, but I’m not sure I’d invite her to the premiere of my movie if she wasn’t in it. She’s a little too good looking. It’s distracting. Jesus and the Devil could be having a knife fight 3 feet behind her and I’m not sure I’d notice anything but her perfect face and tits." Ladies and gentlemen, Tyler Durden

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