Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Random thoughts #15

Things that crossed my mind while wondering if I will have any savings left at the end of 2010.
Al Gore claimed last week that 40% of the polar ice caps have melted.  Why haven't there been any increases in sea level?  I think we would have noticed.

The nice thing about 32 degrees above zero is that after almost ten days of below zeros temps, it really does feel warm.  I mean tropical.  I walked my beloved dog in a jacket tonight.  A spring jacket.  It's the little things that make you happy.

President Dipshi Obama said today at a Home Depot that winterizing your house "is sexy".  Two weeks ago I put a vapor barrier in my crawlspace, insulated my vents and put a barrier on all my windows. I'm as sexy as they come.  A Hunka Hunka if you get my drift.

I found a great deal on a snowmobile but will wait to see if health care slavery reform passes before I buy it.  Remember when I said that next year I would buy a sled, well I found the right one.  Please let this bill fail. God knows I don't ask for much.  In the event the bill does pass, I will accept any and all donations.

I've found that I am starting to like a beer every now and then.  I've been a whiskey and vodka guy for a lot of years and kind of lost my taste for beer but it's growing on me again.  If I could just find Olympia in a bottle, now that would be awesome.

I was going to grow my hair out like Einstein.  It's been over a month since I shaved it last.  At this rate I'll look like Big Al in about three years.  I've got nothing but time.

My office is a mess.

I've been asked if the last two poems were actually written by me. The answer is yes.  The Tiger tribute was a poem I stole from  William Blake. The Path is a pure original.  Sometimes the mood just strikes me.

I'm thinking about start a "Questions for MRM" segment.  Just email things you want to know and I will post them in what I hope to be will be a weekly segment.  Ask anything and ye shall be answered.

Speaking of Tiger Woods.  Yes, he is a complete philanderer and should have never been married but does he deserve more criticism from the press than Bill Clinton?  I mean Clinton was in a sexual harassment lawsuit and accused of rape.  The press vilified every woman who dared sully his name.  Women are coming out of the woodwork to say they slept with Tiger and no one is asking for proof.  Clinton said that this was between "his family and God" and every puke of a journalist let him have a free pass.  Nice to see a solid standard.

In this past Sunday's rag there was a front page story saying how reporters from the AP had gone through the stolen leaked documents from the liars scientists about global warming.  There relentless research showed no wrong doing and that everything was taken out of context.  I truly truly believe them. Now if they would just put that much energy into researching the health care bill, cap and trade, and the Copenhagen summit I might actually think they are doing the people some good.

I can't figure out how to make the "jump break" thing work and it is really pissing me off.
See, everything after this line is supposed to go to another page so that this post isn't so bloody long but it won't do it.  Well at least linking and posting videos is easier.

Check out this blog.  It's called The Bald Truth.  Guy puts up some nice links and needs some traffic.

President Obama has already played more rounds of golf than George Bush did in eight years.  He flies to NYC for a date, has lavish parties constantly and thinks winterizing your house is sexy.  Now that is leadership.  We are lucking to have him.


Pam said...

Here's a grade school science experiment for you. Get a glass of ice and fill it with water. Let the ice melt. Does the water level rise when the ice melts? I rest my case.

Milk River Madman said...

BWHAHAHAHAHA Its so simple I can hardly stand it and NEVER thought of it.

Ralph said...

No random thoughts on the National Championship game on Friday? Geez, I am a little disapointed Chip.


Milk River Madman said...

RG, it deserves, and will get, its own post.

Anonymous said...

Chip how is it remotely possible that you can only have had 15 random thoughts in one year of blogging???

Kim C