My letter to Adam Ant.
Adam Ant ( why would call yourself that?) Here's a video that sucks. Why are you doing this Adam? Oh wait, I know, it's because everything else you've done sucks. Here is the oringinal which is good. Enjoy. Another version here. Here's what pisses me off /has another glass of crown and tries to gather his thoughts. Don't pretend to want women when you really don't. You just fuck it up for all the straight guys. Be gay. I'm fine with it. Just don't prance and pretend you want women when you don't. You mess it up for the rest of us Adam. It's hard enough out here without you fucking it up. Just sayin. And yes for the record, I've had a Crown or three.
Adam Ant, I'd beat your eyes shut. Just for a little life lesson. Oh, that seems harsh. I'd better go to bed.