So Tom Cruise dropped out of the filming of the new action movie Salt and was replaced by......ANGELINA JOLIE!!!!!! Now, I don't care who you are. If you are supposed to be great, a superstar in your profession, and you dropped out and are replaced by a chick, well sir, you just aren't all that. The good news for me is that I will probably go see this movie now. The good news for the studio is that this movie will probably make money as opposed to other Cruise movies. Well, there's always midget wrestling.
Now, if I could only get the flipping "jump" thing to work, I'd be a happy blogger.