Brett Favre, media whore!

So Brettttt Favraaa has been out of the NFL spotlight for almost two weeks.  He made his announcement today.  In only the subtle way that this narcissist can do.  After ten days of being out of the spotlight, the most biggest egomaniac in all of professionel sports is back. That's right sports fans, Bret Favre is here to prove once again who the title of biggest media whore really belongs to. 

When he told us two weeks ago he wasn't going to play for the Vikings and no one cared outside of the greater Minneapolis area (and ESPN) , he retreated back to his complex in Mississippi.  Then he regrouped and said " ah shucks, I'll give them a couple more weeks.  They all know no one has more fun than me."  Well here's a note for you, you egotiscallal fuck.  Eat shit and die!  No one cares anymore.  Oh, there are a few Favre lovers who still like to watch you play but the rest of us don't care.

You are a self absorbed puke who care's about no one. You are a great QB but you are a shitstain of a person.  I hope you throw 20 int's this year, which you will ( last year was a fluke). The only reason you play is for the records.  Here's to Peyton breaking all of them. 

You've never been an "everyman" like the vast majority of your fans would like to think.  You never fooled me.  This game has always been about you.  The fact that the media didn't care about your last move is proof to this.  So go out and  have a great season.  Take pictures of your "unit" and send it to girls who follow the Vikes.  You're a class act Brent.