1) If I become a liberal, can I make disparaging comments about people of color?
2) How will health care be paid for?
3) Why does Hollywood suck?
4) How did Barry Obama graduate college?
5) Why are unions not going to be taxed under the new health care bill? Why aren't more people upset about this?
6) A thermos keeps "hot things hot and cold things cold". How does it know?
7) Does anyone watch Keith Olberman? I don't mean anyone reading this, I mean anyone. I don't know a single person who watches it. Would it be cheaper for MSBNC to just fly 20,000 people to New York and have him give a meaningless speech every night? (OK I stole that from Laura Ingraham. Original thought isn't my strong suit.)
8) Where are the "shovel ready" jobs?
9) Where is Tiger Woods?
10) Does anyone have a good duck recipe?
11) Why does Barry hate American ingenuity and successful people?
12) Where are the titles to my four-wheelers?
13) Should Minnesota be kicked out of the Union for electing Al Franken?
14) Whats for dinner BG?